A Storm is Coming

I thought it was appropriate for my first post to warn all of our readers about the war that is coming. No, its not a war against Zombies, but against something equally heinous. Monkeys.

The Humans recently found out that the Monkeys are not only capable of planning attacks on us, but they are beginning to take action. Not long ago Travis, a well known Monkey who has been featured on commercials and TV shows with a Human was one of the first to attack. He lashed out at a woman who thought they were friends, and ate her face and hands. She is in critical condition. This is not a joke.

A Monkey codenamed Santino, who has been captive in a zoo in Stockholm was another in an increasing number of guerrilla fighters, no pun intended. He spends his morning stockpiling rocks, so when observers come near his cell he can fling the rocks at passers-by in fits of rage, according to a New York Magazine article entitled "Chimps Stockpiling Weapons, Planning Attacks."

Whether or not you "believe" in evolution, you should thank God for it. While the Monkeys might continue to fling rocks and eat people's faces, we have AK-47s and chain guns. They've struck first, but they are a few thousand years behind the curve.

If you require more evidence, check this out:
http://community.atom.com/Post/The-Most-Disturbing-Animals-on-Earth/03EFBFFFF0182C7B8000800A5BDC5/